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cable channel's latest offering,"Beauty and the beasts:A dark tale,"There are
special effects moments that are so bad the movie looks like a parody.It's very
hard to be scared when your eyes are filled with tears because of Prom
laughter. "Beauty"Is the latest in syfy's new take on
classic tales.Just as they did with"The wizard of oz"And"Alice in wonderland,"
this new version strips away the familiar in this case the fancy dresses for
BelleAndmajestic power of the Beast. This belle, played with pouting lips by
estella warren, Dresses UK
is the tough daughter of a
laundry woman who's not about to take any guff off the local scheming candidate
for king.She's got a soft spot for the deformed beast(Rhett gilles)Who lives in
a forest home that looks like the remains of a house once owned by a tall
brunette and her seven short male friends. The plot is basic.Belle gets in
beast tries to help.The beast gets in
trouble.Belle tries to help.You get the picture. As for the story, it's not
enough of a departure from the original tale to make this as quirky as"Tin man.
"Toss in the lame special effects which include numerous bloodsquirting, severed
heads that look like they were done by teenagers on a $20 budget and"Beauty and
the beasts:A dark tale"Is more beast than beauty.